Homer argues further but Bart interrupts and says, "the lady said no" Homer tells him to shut up. Like her sister’s experience, it was not lodged in one place, but required traveling from The Tate to the Louvre with final stops in Venice and Rome. It’s not quite Mother’s Day yet, but since we’re now in South Jersey, spring planting can begin a bit ahead of the standard schedule. As much as I value and encouraged the traveling experience for my children, I can also say, one does not have to leave home to gain a worldly view. Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joyride in the police chief's patrol car, but just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named Constance Harm assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imaginable: being tethered to Homer around the clock. Yes, “Mes enfants,” mother has ventured out of New Jersey! I’ve found my real life is now too entwined with my digital life for me to ignore either. tunefind I pre-counted all the pots I had, including the planters that sit on the deck railing, and I had color scheme for both the pansies planned for the planters and the geraniums planned for the pots. The Parent Rap Abandoned by a prize seeking Homer, Milhouse and Bart go for an unintentional joyride in Chief Wiggum's squad car. Unfortunately, Judge Harm catches them through firewall cameras in the tether rope; Homer then attempts to explain the events, but this only made Harm more furious. "The Parent Rap," from Bluefish TV, is the latest tune getting attention. Having an unusual weekend off (or what I continually fantasize is a normal weekend for other people), we headed for the nursery to get a jump on spring planting. Couch Gag Anna and Sara (and a collection of guests) talk school, screens, food, and all things parenthood. He loves tons of different colors. The good news is that the weather was overcast yesterday and perfect for planting. The  flowers already make me happier and have put me a summer frame of mind. “I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions!”. Bitch Face. Dean Cundey was the cinematographer on this film who is known for his wide variety of work, from Halloween (1978) to The Thing (1982), from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) to Jurassic Park (1993), from Apollo 13 (1995) to The Parent Trap. I got the wedding gown bill. Production Code Come on down! I was going for a new, coordinated look. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Teenage twin sisters swap places and scheme to reunite their divorced parents. Here are five of our more familiar family faces, all generally pulled when nearing exhaustion or frustration: A long time ago, I was a traveling student in Europe. I largely kept to my plan, but compromised with alternating boxes of color-coordinated, yet varied pansies. In 1989, Mollie Miller soon began production on the next sequel, The Parent Trap III. Coleus. "Dang Me" by Roger Miller is the song playing on the car radio at the end of the episode. At best, it will grow over where the daisies fail to thrive. The Parent Trap is a 1998 American romantic comedy film co-written and directed by Nancy Meyers, and produced and co-written by Charles Shyer. But Bart's says "you shut up" This resulted a fight between Homer and Bart causing Homer to strangle Bart by tying the tether around his beck but Bart grabs the tether and whips Homer's backside, finally provokes an angry Marge to cut the tether. I stuck to my guns for the expensive variety of pansies, because I do believe it makes a difference. The time and money in short-lived annuals are worth it because the result is so wonderful. Homer SimpsonBart SimpsonJudge Constance HarmMarge Simpson One just has to take a fresh look at the hallowed walls of home and not take them for granted. Because of his brilliance, he was brought in for the film's amazing technical work. It is a remake of the 1961 film of the same name and an adaptation of Erich Kästner's 1949 German novel Lottie and Lisa (Das doppelte Lottchen). The Parent Rap (VIDEO) After I posted "Daddy Skills" last week, someone alerted me to "The Parent Rap", a rap song about… well, parenting. Generally appears around puberty and can stay with you for life. But, in freezing, I get a long, hard look at some of the more familiar faces my girls tend to pull and, regardless of what they’re typing or saying, can get a real read on what’s going on with them. As they say, the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree. Affectionately named after our long, dead cat who stuck out her tongue when she slept. is similar to trying to keep my children’s friends names straight. All Van Gogh prints were well out of my budget, but I found one small poster from the store that I could afford. Mark Kirkland. More to come on this when we feel on safer ground. I’m guilty of several of them myself, and have come to recognize them now on my daughter’s faces, particularly when we’re conversing via Skype. Harm: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting! In the episode, Bart and his father, Homer, are sentenced by the cruel judge Constance Harm to be tethered to each other as a result of Bart stealing police chief Wiggum's car. After crashing the police car into a tree, Wiggum puts Bart and Milhouse in custody, assuming they used the car for a joyride. Posted on July 7, 2012 by Rhona. "The Parent Rap" Episode no. Episodes with a alternative Gracie Films logo, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Parent_Rap?oldid=934892. Somehow the family resemblance suddenly becomes clear. Skype, as amazing as it is, has a tendency to freeze, and who can blame it when it’s transmitting for free across the wide Atlantic Ocean in real time? Because weddings are nice (GROANS) Let's never miss the school bus again. I lived with a family in Amsterdam, learned to commute via bicycle to the American University, fell for “Frites mit mayo” from street vendors, and even spoke a little Dutch. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S13 E2 "The Parent Rap". The Parent Trap ( 1998) The Parent Trap. As they got up early this morning to get a jump start on the long journey back to Beantown, it’s a bit of an irony that a zealous NY State Trooper stopped Eldest for speeding! It took Eldest standing in front of the print with the postcard to prove to him it was, in fact, the same image. Special Guest Voices The Parent Rap At least not until I get the older ones on more solid ground. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? The Parent Rap By Anna Carey & Sara Pyle. “In the bathroom?” she admonished me. The replacement judge, Constance Harm, isn't a pushover, and is just about to sentence him to juvenile detention, but after realizing that Homer was the one who abandoned Bart in the first place, she orders that Bart and Homer be tethered together for the time being. Cry Face. I had been at the same door during my much earlier tour, where, I believe, I first fell in love with museum shops for souvenirs. The rest of us drive on the faster side, so her caution is odd to come by. Barry Bostwick was cast as Jeffrey Wyatt and Patricia Richardson as his snobbish girlfriend, Cassie McGuire. It gets showy by the end of the summer, but at worst it will take over my gerber daisies. June 25, 2012 June 16, 2015 ~ Mike! Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. The rule of thumb is if your child doesn’t call (or instant message, or email), good times are being had by all. The Parent Trap Synopsis: In this update of a 1961 film, twins Annie and Hallie (Lindsay Lohan) are strangers until happenstance unites them. You may want to check in  just for giggles, but no news really is good news. Hayley Mills returned after her Disney series, Good Morning, Miss Bliss had ended. Passed | 2h 9min | Comedy, Family, Romance | 21 June 1961 (USA) 2:14 | Trailer. As luck would have it, Youngest’s route took her to Amsterdam for a tour of the Rijksmuseum featuring the amazing work of Rembrant, and the Van Gogh museum. I learned the hard way this year. Edit. Immediately after the announcement, Milhouse spots the van crossing traffic. And so, our economy trip letting the girls drive out rather than fly, has been compromised. Jane Kazmereck (Lois from Malcolm in the Middle) guest stars as the voice of a new, harsher … After missing the school bus, Homer takes Milhouse and Bart to school. It was easy enough in first grade (or when all I did was Facebook), but by high school it was increasingly difficult, and college is almost impossible. !” she exclaimed. She doesn’t like highways largely because everyone is speeding and forcing her to up her game. This last one is all too real at the moment. I hired a social sitter (and will be happy to send along the recommendation) and went out to dinner with my husband. Then, she sent me a postcard of it! Main character(s) "The Parent Rap" is the second episode of Season 13 (originally going to be in season 12 to be served as the season finale in production order). Remembering passwords, user names, logins etc. It's a complicated, unlikely story spun as a fanciful tale: The parents have lied to their kids, neither twin is aware of the other’s existence, and each has been kept from one parent for eleven years. Homer hears on the radio an announcement for a KBBL's "Prize Possie" radio contest, and whoever gets spotted with the radio station's van and has a "KBBL Party Penguin" hanging from the car antenna wins a prize of $40. In retaliation, they go to Harm's houseboat to put up a "Big Meanie" banner across her front door. Open invitation. Elizabeth gave birth to twin daughters Annie and Hallie (both played by Lohan), but the couple divorced and lost contact with each other, each parent raising one of the twins without telling her about her sister. Mike Scully She is ready to punish Bart and send him to juvenile hall when Judge Snyder's vacation ends, putting him back on the case. Which is ironic seeing that Bart and Homer get attached together, rather than separated. I took almost two years off to attend to my real life, and they all went to hell and a hand basket. Written By Bringing them back up to health is not easy. Every day, thousands of voices read, write, and share important stories on Medium about The Parent Rap. At first, both of them are unhappy about the punishment, but after the pair attend school and work together, the two begin to bond. Frozen concentrate, get it? There are several faces that the women in my family make. Once in Amsterdam, Youngest texted me when she was standing in front of the original. Bart: It was an accident, ma'am. The bond ends shortly as the tether start to affect negatively on their lifetime antics; such as Homer forcing Bart to stay out of Moe's (since there are no kids allowed in the bar) and refusing to get up from the couch when Bart wants to go to the bathroom. I brought in a professional. Most parents worry about their kids speeding. I just can’t spend the time nurturing it. Homer immediately breaks the promise by unintentionally running over Hans Moleman. Directed By This year, I had a plan. Homer attempts to throw a cinder block at her head, but misses and instead hits her houseboat by accident, therefore sinking it, much to Harm's distraught. Finding time for myself now includes finding time for blogging, tweeting, Facebook posts and the list goes on. If your tongue hangs out, we all know you’re exhausted and need to sleep. How odd that she’d be the one to get stopped and ticketed! Eventually Homer and Bart get fed up of being tethered after Bart almost having to sit through Homer and Marge having sex in their room. Marge realizes they shouldn't have sex with Bart around and don't want him to see them "expessing their love" Homer argues that kids are very visual these days but Marge says no. Strangers misinterpret it as being snotty or haughty, but the face has nothing to do with them and everything to do with you. Nick Parker (Quaid) and Elizabeth James (Richardson) met and married each other during an ocean cruise on the QE2. RAP-P, like RAP-A, is a competency based program which aims to help parents boost their own self esteem and the self-esteem of their adolescents. On the social media front – I now have more blogs, Twitter, Pinterest and Google+ accountsthan ever before. If you have the same question of horror — here’s why. A long time ago, I was a traveling student in Europe. Rated: NR Release Date: June 21, 1961. In juvenile court, Milhouse gets his case quickly dismissed for Judge Snyder believes that "boys will be boys". It’s a girl’s road trip to support eldest in a job interview and give her highway support, not to mention sharing the driving of a 10-hour jaunt from the Northeast to the almost Midwest. When you’re a harried mother, they tell you to get a babysitter and go out for the night. Homer and Marge are brought before court again, where Judge Harm personally plans to have them locked up for destroying her houseboat. 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